This series documents stories from the Herman Cain Awards subreddit, tracking the COVID mis- and disinformation on Facebook that is leading to so many deaths. Today’s cautionary tale is a cop who never admitted what he had. 

They think they made a funny, but it’s more like “the Republican 2020-22 agenda”—a barren field. 

Literally, the first sentence in our nation’s founding document:

Yes, it’s the governments job to protect the health of its people. That’s why we have the Food and Drug Administration, the Center for Disease Control, the Environmental Protection Agency, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, and so many others. 

Wait, he’s “king” now? I just thought above that he was an empty field or something. 

Google tells me she was testifying against vaccine mandates for health care workers. When she refused, the hospital was, well, in her own words:

Oh noes! They said, “follow the rules, but if you don’t, we’ll help you find another job.” MONSTERS. 

His sister takes over from here on out. 

What could it possibly be? 

Only God knows. 

And everyone else. 

Ah yes, just a cold or flu. 

Couldn’t possibly be anything else. It was his job to protect his health and liberty, and he couldn’t have possibly miscalculated. 

Meanwhile, God is like “I don’t see any cold or flu here, on the next request!”

He had some good numbers, which is totally what doctors say when you are in the hospital for a cold or flu. 

“Doc, I have the sniffles.”

Doctor flips through his chart.

“Nothing to worry about! Your numbers are good.”

Woah, that’s some cold. Or flu. It’s COVID-level of sickness, but can’t be that. He protected his health and freedom. 

TWENTY NINE DAYS LATER, and a death, someone finally admits that he was suffering from COVID. The world’s most taboo words were finally spoken, felled by the “mild” version of COVID. 

Poor doggy.