Irony is Rep. Lauren Boebert worrying about a terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol. And speaking in front of an American flag. And being a member of Congress, for that matter.

The same woman who’s undermined Capitol security, endangered her colleagues by flouting mask-wearing rules, fantasized about blowing up the Capitol metal detectors, and tweeted about Nancy Pelosi’s location during the Jan. 6 siege is suddenly interested in Capitol security.

Uh-huh.

Check this bullshit if you can stomach it:

Of course, you’ll be shocked to learn that this story appears to be completely made up:

For the nontweeters:

Anti-Muslim bigotry isn’t funny & shouldn’t be normalized. Congress can’t be a place where hateful and dangerous Muslims tropes get no condemnation.”

Boebert often brags about giving birth to one of her children in her truck.* I’m starting to wonder if Boebert’s mom gave birth to her in a polyethylene meth barrel. 

Either way, she doesn’t belong in Congress. Accusing other members of being terrorists would appear to violate decorum, at the very least. Then again, she’s been Team Chaos from the very beginning. That won’t end until she’s bounced out of Congress. Which, thankfully, should be very soon.

*In fact, this is Republicans’ best argument against paid parental leave. Look! Lauren Boebert’s kid has a permanent divot in its head where the gear shift penetrated. Therefore, no one should be given the time and resources it takes to raise healthy, well-adjusted children.

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Friday, Nov 26, 2021 · 6:50:44 PM +00:00 · Aldous J Pennyfarthing

UPDATE: Boebert has attempted an apology: