On Thursday, President Joe Biden announced his administration’s COVID-19 Action Plan. Besides emergency funds being offered up to schools trying their best to provide safe environments for students and educators, the flashpoint of Biden’s plan for right wing and libertarian types is Biden’s statement that he will mandate vaccines for businesses with more than 100 workers. This attempt to use the vaccines our country developed to help stop the spread and death of COVID-19 has been met by praise from some Americans and angry statements of ignorance from conservative pundits and officials trying to score some fundraising money off of domestic conflicts.

For example, Rep. Dan Crenshaw, a man whose elected position comes from the most tortured of gerrymandered districts, tweeted with flabbergast: “Are you people trying to start a full on revolt? Honestly what the hell is wrong with Democrats? Leave people the hell alone. This is insanity.” He proceeded to write something about how the “right path” included “building trust” and “educating” people. This is the guy that made the mistake of suggesting that the Big Trump Lie about the election was, in fact, a lie and got booed off a stage.

On the other hand, Jeff Tiedrich tweeted out, “Joe Biden has had just about enough of your shit.”

A slew of GOP operatives who may still end up in jail due to their suspected sedition during the 2020 elections had all kinds of things to project out to the world.

Here’s a refresher of Hawley’s positions on democracy and our country’s democratic processes. Arizona insurrectionist (and the person who tried to stop votes from being counted during our election because she’s a fascist) Kelly Ward tweeted, “Guess what. I’m a REAL doctor. I don’t think Biden is a real President though.” I’ll spare you the actual tweet because it’s mostly just a big photo of Kelli Ward because she’s an egomaniac.

This lady, the one who blocked legislation that might have helped protect foreign funding and powers from influencing our elections, had this to say.

But then there are those who point out that there is a forest outside of all these freedom trees.

Who are made up mostly of hot air and little substance, but are arguably dangerous because of how deep inside of their own bellybutton and into their own asses their heads are? Freshman Reps. Lauren Boebert and Madison Cawthorn.

You are NOT our dictator? Does he mean that he has someone in mind that he would consider IS his dictator? Who knows. Madison isn’t very smart. Here’s something to clean out the palate before launching back into planet ignorance.

And a good suggestion.

And then, ‘member this person?

A reminder, Huckabee Sanders is running for governor of Arkansas and has big plans to ban something that does not exist in her state. And she is also a liar who lied about some very serious stuff to smear government employees and move up the swampy ladder of the Trump administration.

And then a “Christian conservative” (which is basically a way of saying “theocrat” these days) wrote this very ‘what would Jesus totally not write or say’ thing.

And another cleanser from the fascism!

And then something so delusional it could only come out of the mouth of a person willing to drown reality in order to get ahead in her corrupt political party.

And then this person

There’s nothing more to read. The continued part is something something bananas coco puffs American flag apple pie fascism ethno-state watch out for communists incoherence. Before we go any further, stretch those mind muscles because you need to be limber to make this next jump.

And then a guy who has spent the entirety of 2021 trying to say the insurgency at the Capitol building on Jan. 6 was mostly “disorderly conduct”: Andy Biggs, everyone!

And finally, because being offensive and unable to empathize or even sympathize with anyone not in your mirror is the only qualification for GOP operatives these days:

Banks is on the long list of Republican insurrectionist sponsors—as is everyone else calling Biden a dictator right now.